top ten reason to be confirmed

By Charlie Cantrell

10. Once you're confirmed, you can say things like, "Don't make me call down the Holy Spirit on you."

9. All the graces and powers given to you by the virtue of your baptism will be unleashed.

8. All the holy kids are doing it.

7. The gifts you receive from the Holy Spirit on your confirmation day are among the greatest gifts you'll ever receive.

6. The chrism oil is good for your complexion.

5. Who doesn't need a little more grace in their life?

4. If you don't like your name, you get a new one, like St. Philomena.

3. When you pray, you'll shake the walls till the beat don't stop.

2. It's cheaper than getting a tattoo and lasts longer.

1. All the best people recommend it- Jesus, the Virgin Mary, St. Joseph, the Apostles, the pope, the saints, your grandmother.